I've decided to write my autobiography today. Complete with a picture of me and my best enraged/you mess with me you die look, for that is a solid depiction of me, for blog purposes.
Let me just give you the rundown on
my life.... we'll start from the very beginning. A
very good place to start.
Dec 22 1979
Born into this cruel world. Fresno, CA. Aka: pit stop
hell hole of california
Dec 22 1989
I was 10 years old and blossoming into a fine
upstanding young little lady. Totally oblivious to
what mayhem lie ahead. I was in 4th grade and experienced my first love. Colin. Colin is German cousin Sven's friend.
Dec 22 1999
I was going to college on the cliff of an ocean and
making plans to go to Guatemala. Oh Guatemala.
Dec 22 2009
I will be living in Burma, smoking insense because
that's the only word of wisdom permissable letter of
the law allowance I'll have. And I'll be 100% insane
by then.
ORRRR.....
I will be homemaking in my homemade house with my homemade family. Painting my fence white every other month. Vacuuming in skirts and heels with my purse around my wrist.
5 comments:
Loved the autobiography. You left nothing out. A real tell-all.
ORRRR
December 22, 2009
Living in San Diego with husband Colin, a humanitarian physician who makes frequent visits to Guatemala with his family, and an amateur carpenter. You and Colin are designing/building your dream house while you work on the future pulitzer winning novel about whatever you set your mind to write about. And you have gorgeous, happy children.
OH man, I'm so in love with Colin. Humanitarian doctor and carpenter. That's it. Where is he? I'm waiting baby.
This autobiography rocks. You are dang funny.
Any way you slice it, Laura, your life is profound. Ghandi doesn't hold a candle to your Colin-lovin',heel-wearing,fence-painting ambitions.
Dare to dream.
Very funny. Does Colin have a brother who maybe wouldn't mind living on the east coast?
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